Monday, May 24, 2010

News Haikus 22, BP Spill. The Electric Car


Can someone please create a reasonable electric car soon?


Exxon still hasn't paid up for the Valdez spill. BP is proving to be BiggerPricks than even Exxon. Dick Cheney shoots old men in the face. Daniel Day Lewis was fucking scary at the end of that movie, in the bowling alley. George W. Bush.
Can't we all just agree that if you're into oil you are in the top .0001% of super-cocksuckers who should be killed by an overdose of hot sauce in the lungs. It's 2010, cars should fucking fly, let alone be powered by something other than caveman technology (uhhhh, I don' know, burn shit.). Everyone from Sarah Palin to that fat fuck Rush Limbaugh to George Bush to King Abdullah and the terrorists his country supports to anyone who says global warming isn't real (that mankind has no impact on the earth's climate) to the presidents of BP, and of Exxon to Hugo Chavez to Putin to etc etc etc.....
You lying, manipulative assholes, FUCK YOU!
A HAIKU
Oil Oil Oil Oil Oil

If you profited from it

Drown in it in hell

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