Thursday, September 17, 2009

News Haikus #14 .....That Chicken



I just ran across this in the Huffington Post...

Probably this newsman from the Big Apple is already out of a job. If so, FPPInternational is hiring. Journalistic integrity is such a rarity these days.


the expression on the female newscaster is the greatest thing in the universe.Ernie Anastos is my new favorite guy. More favoriter than Burt Reynolds and Lawrence Taylor combined. Haiku...

Health Care, shmealth Care, who
Cares when we have quotes like, "Keep
Fucking that Chicken."

Friday, September 11, 2009

Just Something, Anything.

We are still alive here in BQ. Although to call this existence 'life' is to make the phrase "live it up" an apt description for learning grammar. Anyway, although we are not cool or adventurous or exciting or robbing banks or filleting walleye in an autumn windstorm-rocked skiff with a jack-knife, we are alive and recently went to a wedding. We danced at the wedding, which is better than staying at home watching TV. When FPPInternational has some news to report, you'll be the first to know. Michael Jackson is finally underground. It took two months for some reason.

smooth like vanilla ice cream