Sunday, January 25, 2009

Cartagena and Adios, Amigos

After a couple days of rest after the nuptials, we took the visiting Gringoes to Cartagena to find my credit card and see some really old buildings.

cartagena no parking night

The trip started off with a detour to the Totumo mud volcano. I have heard of this thing for years and never gone. Luckily, the day we went must have been "take your ____ to the mud volcano"-day, cause it was really crowded. Lots of people in the old mud volcano. Imagine a small swimming-pool/large hot-tub sized pool of gray-thick tepid mud, stuffed with thirty or forty people you do not know or trust, including children, who, worldwide, pee in swimming pools.

We had sweet sweet showers as soon as we got to Cartagena, but the grit got into places a toothbrush and some lava (soap) could not reach.

mudbath

After that, cartagena time, and playa blanca, before everyone boarded planes and escaped, unscathed, to the land of milk, honey and a freezing winter. Thanks for coming down, folks, see you soon. safe trips.

Fpp

With the low-rent supermodels

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Short, Long

C-Sand and Whitemen

Well, I guess the long and short of it is that I recently got hitched, which has nothing to do with a skiboat. On saturday, in a relatively friendly takeover, La Flaca Global CIA., SA. and FPPInternation Media Enterprises merged to form the new Pan-American Media Giant FPPFlacaInterMediaConsultaMegaVibe, which will from here on be refered to on this news site as News Corp..

Chicks feeling left-out and desperate

Things were good. Things were great. Things were Gringo. Things were Colombian. And I got thrown in the pool at my own shindig. Such is life.
More news to follow, As FppInternational operations managers are all busy right now getting used to the constant irritation of finger jewelry.

back y side

Kisses,
FPP