Stashe Wars

Not since the heady days of the early '80s, when Burt Reynolds was a major Hollywood star and Tom Selleck's nut-hugger shorts were all the girls could talk about in the secretarial pool, has there been a 'stache war like we got going on here in BQ.

Any Gringo worth his weight in paper-towels is allowing the fur to fill the lip. Volume is not the goal. Winner will be crowned in a week. Sleaze quotient determines winner.

So place your bets and let your thoughts drift back to the days of Stroker Ace and Quarterflash, to Simon and Simon and My Little Pony. Viva la Stache!