How I Feel and Why

A wall in BQ says it all...
HMMMM.
Considering today's topic, that title could be construed in more ways than one.

Regardless of how you want to deal with it, lemme explain matters to the viewers at home.
In case you don't speak spanish here's the lowdown:

MASTURBATION causes:
physical and mental exhaustion, headaches, nervous disorders, loss of sleep, premature ejaculation, impotence and (this one is less easy to translate) speeded-up aging
so
Come on in and we will teach you healthy and concientous sex for better health, more vitality and a prolonged youth.

Sounds good to me.
Happy May Day, Keep your hands off yourself, for health.