Sunday, June 13, 2010

Adios

For the first time since its messy birth, the idiot savant (mostly idiot) news-child FppInternational will no longer be headquartered in the port of gold, BQ.
So Long, Colombia.


The days of FppInternational have technically ended.
FppInternational will now be known as FppNW and will replace Rum with Coffee, Palm Trees with Pines, Beach trips with hikes, and Salsa with Grunge. That's right, damas y caballeros, FppIncorporated is moving to Seattle. At this moment, as I type, the entire editorial staff of FppInternational is safely contained in the fuselage of a jumbo-jet zipping in a NW direction, although features editor Dr. Dinkus Reichlin, PhD created some problems at MIA.

Dinky, hidden, but breathing

Thanks to Alaska Air, and its free in-air wifi, the entire staff is able to maintain the highest standard of reporting known in the world of the fourth estate...
and...
Curses to Alaska Air, for overselling the plane, and not giving us seats until I explained that features editor Dr. Dinkus was already squirreled in the belly of the great aluminum beast, Editor-in-Chief Fpp informing gate-guy, "I don't care if I have to fly that fucking thing, we're getting on that plane." ...
and...
Kudos to Alaska Air gate-guy for not reporting that comment to MIA airpor- guys with tazers.


The details of this trip have been, and continue to be multi-faceted and aggravating, but finally, the end is in sight, and,so, sadly enough, is the BP (Belligerent Pricks) oil spill out the left-hand side windows.

To make a long long story bloggable, more on the events of the past two months will be reported from the safety of the ground, but for the time being, Adios, Colombia. TQM.

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