Tuesday, May 10, 2011

New Favorite Quote: Maher


I am fairly certain the progressive cheapening of American politics by the consideration of voters of retards such as Palin, Bachmann, Rand Paul and Donald Trump, is the reason for my new fascination with a certain New York Bankrupt real estate developer and idiot. Thanks to Rolling Stone mag and Bill Maher, I have a favorite new quote:
(From the April 28 issue of the aforementioned magazine):

Donald Trump? Why are we even listening to this forgotten clown? Why don't we ask John Wayne Bobbit's severed dick what it thinks about fixing the nuclear reactor in Japan?

Monday, May 02, 2011

Hey, Goddammit, Where are my 72 Virgins?


Before I begin reading the right-wing Caca from the crazies about how Obama screwed the recent operation in Pakistan up, or how the real enemy is still at large in the form of the liberal media or NPR or NEA or Socialist medical insurance plans, a haiku:


May swaying poor dolts
To die for you, ensure your
Shitty afterlife