Floyd's keeping up his end

Floyd Landis, this year's miraculous winner of the Tour de France has again tested positive for steroids. Hmmmmmm. His reaction is to appeal the decision. Of course. I think that congratulatory phone call from the white house included more than just a "nice win, floyd. you sure look svelte in that green bike racing suit." I guess the powers that be in washington counseled our 'roid floyd on how to handle pesky little problems like being found out. Deny it, baby. say it was a beer. say that spanish sonofabitch had a weapon of mass destruction up his ass. say you produce artificial steroids naturally. say you are a mutant crimfighter (that would explain the suit). say anything, it doesn't matter. no one is held accountable for lying anymore. Our 'Roid Floyd, getting at a zit. FPPinternational's advice, "turn your fucking cap around, Floyd!"

btw floyd. if that beer thing works, how come i am pretty sure I am not going to be kicking any athletic ass this morning (this morning being saturday, last night being friday)? I drank my beer last night!