Along with gunpowder and chopsticks, something else to learn from the Chinese

Thank you, Yahoo! News for posting the best news headline I have seen in a long while:

China cracks down on striptease funerals

Here's an exerpt:

Strip shows have been commonly used to attract more mourners to funerals, as villagers believe a crowded send-off brings more honor to the deceased, Xinhua news agency said.

It just seems right, doesn't it?
Now, what with all that yuan up for grabs, I have two reasons to attend Chinese funerals. Act now, supplies limited.