News Haikus 16. Muffed Air Bomb

Goddamnit. Remember the shoe-bomb guy back in Dec. of 2001? Remember before the shoe bomb guy when going to the airport didn't mean you needed to have clean socks on? That shoe bomb guy was responsible for me having to take my shoes off in the airport.



Now we have this other jackass from Nigeria. And thanks to him now there are other levels of security, longer waits and no moving around the plane when it's zipping about. The New York Times just informed FppInternational of new flight restrictions being initiated by Homeland Security... Things like staying in your seats when the plane is in US airspace.
I have a small bladder, dammit!

No laptops on your laps.
Well what the fuck are they called laptops for?

Anyway, here's my damned Haiku, written above Mexican airspace.

Homeland Security
Playing defence, watching the
layup, then jumping

BTW...If you only have time for one link choose the Nigerian jackass one, it's pretty well done.
BTW2...Forty posts in 2009. Returning from the brink of disaster to bore you all over again.