Wednesday, July 08, 2009

News Haikus 17, Strange Suicide Pact?


This morning pop culture scientists unearthed this photo of Micheal Jackson, Steve McNair and Farrah Fawcett together at a Nashville Applebee's. Coincidence?

Man, Farrah's neck sure don't match her face.

Haiku:


That poor Karl Malden,
If he'd died banging Britney
Spears he'd have made news.

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